adult swim Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftSwimCartoon

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!

Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!

PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RuckusCraft: Uncle’s Wild Adventures!

Aaron McGruder, adult swim, Adventures, Animated Comedy, animated satire., animated series, at it again, black comedy, Boondocks, comedy, controversial, funny, ignorant, politically incorrect, racist, RuckusCraft, satire, social commentary, Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Ruckus meme, Uncle Ruckus quotes, uncles, Wild

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Uncle Ruckus has opened up his own Minecraft server and it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join Uncle Ruckus as he leads you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. But be warned, Uncle Ruckus is a bit of a hoarder and he might try to keep them all for himself!

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join Uncle Ruckus and his wacky world of Minecraft madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

Abnormal, anomaly, bug, climate, confusion, Conspiracy, Game, glitch, Government, House, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, odd, Phenomenon, precipitation, question.., Rain, Rainy, Server, strange, weather, White, White House

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Emeralds Found:	8243	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, Depressed, depression, Despair, emotional pain, havent, hopelessness, medication, mental anguish, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Players, reaching out, Respawned, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

CEOGrindinMinecraft, ceos, Communication, daily tasks, Decision making, delegation, employee management., financial management, goal-setting, high-pressure, industry knowledge, innovation, leadership, long hours, Meetings, networking, problem solving, responsibilities, smp, strategy planning, Time management, vision setting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	7736
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

PixelPoundsSlimming

diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, LOSE WEIGHT, nutrition, PixelPoundsSlimming, weight loss, weight loss diet, weight loss exercise, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss journey tips, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plan, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, weight loss workout

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1944
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Amazon ranking, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kondo, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, saves, Server, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	296370	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, cumdumpsters, general, horny, impregnate, INFERIOR, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, NTR Captions, Pretending to enjoy it, smp, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, trust shattering, waifus, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!

SecretSMP: MyPartnerDoesntKnow

Communication, concealed emotions, confession, confidential communication, Deception, emotional affair, hidden agenda., Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, Honesty, INTIMATE, keeping secrets, MyPartnerDoesntKnow, Personal, privacy, relationship, secret, SecretSMP, Trust, trust issues, undisclosed information., white lie

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of living in fear of your partner finding out your deepest, darkest secret? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, secrets are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Join us and let your wildest secrets run free in a world where anything goes. Who knows, maybe your partner is secretly a diamond hoarder or a creeper whisperer. Only one way to find out – join now!

TimeTravelCraft

Adventure, Alternate Realities, Curiosity, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, future events, historical events, imagination, Memories, past events, Personal experiences, perspective, present events, science fiction, speculative fiction, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelCraft, Visualization

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7251	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Ever wanted to witness dinosaurs roaming the Earth or see flying cars in the future? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time-traveling plugin allows you to witness any event from the past, present, or future with your own eyes. Want to see the first moon landing or watch a medieval jousting tournament? No problem! Join us and experience history like never before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

RevivedTree Minecraft Server

#1, 000-year-old, Ancient, archaeology, Biblical Tree, BOTANY, conservation, discovery, environmentalism, heritage, History, Israel, Judean Cave, Minecraft, Miracle, Nature, plant science, preservation, Revival, Revive, RevivedTree, scientists, Seed, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported to a world where scientists have legit revived a freakin’ 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a seed found in a Judean cave. Like, what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.

And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.