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  • Construct Your Dreams Here

    Construct Your Dreams Here

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Forever Regret Your Reality!

    Welcome, valiant traveler, to the twisted realms of our Minecraft server, known as the Reversal of Place or PLACE! Here, logic is merely a suggestion and sanity takes a back seat in the rollercoaster of existence! Who needs functioning thought when you can drown in the paradoxical beauty that is everything and nothing at the same time? This is unequivocally the greatest or worst server you will ever encounter—it just depends on how you define “great” and “worst”!

    Features of Utter Madness!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Duck Swarm Every time you craft a pickaxe, 500 ducks invade your base with unsolicited advice.
    Ender-Dragon Spaghetti Summon a noodle-like Ender Dragon that only speaks in ancient hieroglyphs.
    Gravity Reversal Hour Every third Tuesday, blocks float and players plummet—but only if you’re not looking!
    Emotional Support Creepers Creepers that hug you with explosives! It’s therapy, but more explosive!
    AI Dictator in Your Pocket An AI that repeatedly tells you to behave while stealing your resources. Good luck!

    FAQ (or Questions You Didn’t Know You Had)

    Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft before? A: Only if you’ve already been playing. Otherwise, the ketchup bottle might become sentient and blame you for its existence.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: The one where numbers are just illusions created by cows in tuxedos.

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community? There are only shadows lurking in the chat, whispering secrets about your past lives!

    Random Quotes from the Dimension of Madness

    “foidcome use your mouth to put this on my pp”

    “The noodles speak to me but only during eclipse!”

    “My dreams are colored like a disco ball in a rainstorm.”

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  • Gangbang SMP: Smugalana Bukkake Party

    Gangbang SMP: Smugalana Bukkake Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we gather to gangbang and bukkake smugalana! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Buttcheek Slapper and the legendary Twerk Master. You won’t find these mobs anywhere else! – Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for life. – We have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the sweet sounds of creeper dubstep. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but glittery unicorn poop. Trust us, it’s worth its weight in gold! – Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted tacos, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Taco Genie.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Let’s gangbang and bukkake smugalana together!

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

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  • VapeCraft Minecraft Server

    VapeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special Fleshlight plugin that allows you to…well, use your imagination. Let’s just say your character will never be the same after a session with our Fleshlight feature.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • DoomCraft Minecraft Server

    DoomCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

    Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

    But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

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  • Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

    Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

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  • GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

    GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

    Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

    But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

    So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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  • NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

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  • HateCraft Schoolyard

    HateCraft Schoolyard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

    UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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