Join Us or You’ll Forget How to Mine! The Server That Will Change Everything! Or Nothing!
Are you ready to step into the void and embrace insanity? Our Minecraft server is the epitome of non-existence, where every block you place might be the beginning of a new dimension or the last step into madness! Join us as we break the barriers of reality, where spiders talk and the sun is made of cheese! You will question your own existence as you try to comprehend why you even downloaded this game! Everything is possible here, except logic!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Mining | Mine blocks that are actually just figments of your imagination! Why dig when you can just believe? |
| Wait, Is That Water? | Swim in pools of glowing obsidian while questioning if you’re actually wet or just trapped in a dream! |
| Infinite Cows | Cows that grow legs and run laps around reality. Can you catch them? Time is a flat circle! |
| Dimension Swap | Step through portals that lead to dimensions where your avatar might be the next Supreme Being. Or a potato! |
| Texture Pack of Madness | Forget plain old blocks! Experience the horror of ‘inverted rainbows’ and ‘shadow entities’! |
| Conspiracy Chat | Engage with chatrooms about how the sky is watching you. Spoiler: It is! |
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server run on?A: Versions are merely suggestions. Reality is fluid, my friend. Or is it? What if the number 1 isn’t even a number?
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is a state of mind. You might already be in the server. Look behind you! Are those blocks floating, or are you?
Q: Is there a community?A: Community is a bunch of PIGS shaped like shoes. Find them, or are they finding you?
Random Quotes from the Abyss
“amateur preferred, but who is the judge of amateurs?”
“I swear, if the llama doesn’t stop staring at me…”
“I lost my mind, and it might be lost in the End!”
“No, you can’t just kill the egg. It’s alive, and it sings songs from Mars!”
Welcome to the KiwiSMP Network!KiwiSMP is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]We Have three different game modes!, EarthSMP, Survival, and Oneblock!
