Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Cira, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, Stories, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind.

Are you tired of boring old servers? Well, look no further because we have characters straight out of a fantasy novel, waifus that will make your heart skip a beat, and stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore and lore accessories are top-notch, with resources that will make you feel like you’re actually living in the game. And don’t even get me started on our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches – it’s like finding diamonds in a cave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, our server is so awesome, it puts all other servers to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Void Armor Forged:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, lore general, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Zombie Dances:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the magical world of Skyrim like never before!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, guaranteed to add a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for Weekend Lore General shenanigans or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft Skyrim experience on our server! Just be sure to watch out for dragons…they tend to cause a bit of chaos around here.

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Blocks General

Adult General, blocks, Character Sheet, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, Elder, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, general, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, RUASLEEP, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, smp, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a mudcrab in a bonnet? Look no further, because our server is more wild than a dragon on skooma! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and more drama than a Thalmor party.

We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	535

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls lore general, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Votes:	380
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

Crafty Scrolls: Elder LOLs Edition

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, combat mod list, Crafty, Edition, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, lols, Lore, Lore Accessories, Modding Guides, Mods, OSex/OSA archives, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	222
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. Found a problem? Have a suggestion? Hit us up using the “Contact” button at the top right of the site, because we actually care about your feedback (unlike your ex).

Our server is so lit, we even have an SKSE AE Update tracker to keep you in the loop with all the latest updates. And don’t even get us started on our characters – they’re so cool, they have their own stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your existence.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Lore and Lore Accessories section to immerse yourself in a world of knowledge and history. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got character sheet workdocs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the adventure begin!

Eternal Questrealm 1.21

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with incompetent characters in your favorite shows, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

I mean, seriously, who needs to deal with that BS when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in this server?

Forget about that annoying character, come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military conflict, military deployment, Minecraft, News, North Korea, North Korean army, political tension, russia, Russian border, Server, south korea, Tension, Troops

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar.

KyivCraft: Blazing Drones

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	1210	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	8798
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

haha, so like, imagine this: ukraine drones be like “pew pew pew” and then boom! russian oil refinery go up in flames! kyiv be like “yasss queen, we did that!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic ukrainian drone squad, we blow stuff up and laugh about it later. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from the russian oligarchs. come join the chaos, comrade!

Crafty Diet Server

Crafty, diet, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why, you ask? Because on this server, we have a diet plan that will blow your mind!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.

But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!

The Lab

base, Community, Craftoria, Events, Fabric, germany, Lab, Map, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Players, Render Distance, Season, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crops Grown:	5323
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric)
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.

Q: Is there a planned map reset?

A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.

Q: Can new players join at any time?

A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.

Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?

A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.

Q: Is there a modded server available?

A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Mystic Dream Kingdom 1.21.2

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, forget about showering every day, come join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and smelling funky is encouraged!

We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.

Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.

Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.

BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft

aita, best friend birthday, BFFBdayOrBust, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, confrontational behavior, emotional blackmail, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational differences, grief support, Manipulation, Minecraft, mother-daughter communication, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, teenage rebellion, telling my mom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with hypocritical parents who won’t let you have any fun? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate birthdays, clean rooms, and change sheets without any interference from crazy family members.

We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.

Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

BlockyBedroomBlunders, Boundaries, Communication, consent, discomfort, experimentation, Exploration, Intimacy, kink, Pleasure, regret, sexual fantasies, Trust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Farms Harvested:	306
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you tried that weirdly sexual Minecraft mod and quickly regretted it. But don’t worry, our server is way more fun than that awkward experience!

With crazy mini-games, hilarious challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just like that one time you tried to build a giant phallic-shaped structure in Minecraft and got banned. Good times, good times.

TrainwreckRumors

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than rumors is the speed of our minecarts! we guarantee a wild ride as you try to escape from one train only to get hit by another one! it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more explosions and less safety regulations.

with 13 dead bodies lying around, you know this server is lit! literally, because there’s a possible fire somewhere that everyone is freaking out about. but hey, who needs to worry about safety when you can have this much fun?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.

we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.

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