Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
Our server is so epic, even Santa Claus himself takes a break from delivering presents to play on it. Rumor has it that the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy also log on to trade diamonds and emeralds. Who knew mythical creatures were such Minecraft enthusiasts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that unicorns roam freely, dragons are your friendly neighbors, and creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a Minecraft paradise like no other.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner child rejoice in a world where video games are ageless and the fun never ends!
Welcome to Federation SMP, a community-driven Minecraft server where you can embark on a unique adventure with like-minded players. Season 2 launching on July 16!
The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is friendly and focused on exploration, adventure, and community.
Ready to start your adventure with us? Apply on our Discord server to join the Federation SMP community.
Season 2 of Federation SMP will launch on July 16 following the final plugin updates to version 1.21. We look forward to meeting you and building an amazing world together!
| FAQ | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1. How do I join the server? | Apply on our Discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours. |
| 2. When does Season 2 launch? | Season 2 is scheduled to start on July 16. |
| 3. Are client-sided mods allowed? | Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for x-ray exploits. |
| 4. What unique features does the server offer? | The server offers player-made cities, custom mobs, dungeons, and weekly events. |
| 5. Is the server community-driven? | Yes, the server aims to create a fully functioning world with player-made content. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.
So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”
Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕