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  • MarshmallowMayhem

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    MarshmallowMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

    Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Ordinary SMP

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    Ordinary SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Ordinary SMP
    Server Type: Vanilla, Java 1.21.4, Whitelisted

    Brief Overview:

    Join our friendly Minecraft community at Ordinary SMP! Build, explore, and make new friends with our diverse player base from across the globe. Play on our always up-to-date server with grief protection and participate in server-wide events and projects. See you in game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

    2. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    3. Is the server whitelisted?

    Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

    4. What special features does the server offer?

    Features include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

    5. Are there server-wide events I can participate in?

    Yes, you can join in on server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

    6. Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

    Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items.

    7. How is griefing prevented on the server?

    Although it’s a vanilla server, grief protection measures are in place to protect your builds from griefers.

    8. What kind of players are you looking for to join the server?

    We’re looking for like-minded individuals who are active, respectful, and enjoy building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.

    9. How can I get support or report an issue on the server?

    You can reach out to the server admins or moderators on Discord for support or to report any issues.

    10. Is there a age requirement to join the server?

    While there is no specific age requirement, we expect all players to be respectful and follow the server rules and guidelines.

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  • Fembots of Ethnic Realms

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    Fembots of Ethnic Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Will Change Your Life – Or End It!

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm where reality twists like a pretzel in a windstorm! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the apex of existence, the zenith of virtual insanity! Join now and lose your mind in the caverns of contradictory chaos! Why? Because the moon told me so, and who are you to argue with celestial bodies?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Every Pixel!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, players float down. Up is the new down. Trust me.
    Creepers That Hug These explosive darlings give the warmest embraces. Personal space? What’s that?
    Endless Nether Dimension Navigate through an infinite loop of lava lakes while questioning if you’re dreaming!
    Talking Trees They have the BEST gossip about your life choices. Spoiler: They don’t approve.
    Time Travel Blocks Every time you step on one, you’re instantly in a different timeline where you NEVER played Minecraft!

    Frequently Askeed Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires a blood pact with the spirit of the last player who left. Or just click the link. No one really knows.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are like socks in a washing machine: they don’t exist, and you’ll probably cry when you realize.

    Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Depends on your definition of “family.” My grandma thinks Minecraft is a cult now.

    Random Out-of-Context Quotes

      • “If you are a fembot, would you date someone that’s ethnically indian?”
      • “Embrace the chaos, for it is the only constant in this twisted game!”
      • “The diamonds are lies, but the creepers are hugs.”

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  • Too Many Crafters ~Server~

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    Too Many Crafters ~Server~

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Infernal Glitchcraft Dimension!

    Why are you here? Seriously, go away!

    If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!

    Server Features (Or Not)

    Feature Name Description
    Gravity-Defying Beds Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia.
    Enderman Ballet Troupe Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material!
    Golden Potato Farming Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny.
    Friendly Creepers Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.*
    Random Weather Anomalies It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread…

    Glitchy Player Testimonials

    “The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”

    “Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”

    “One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”

    “I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”

    Warning—Enter if You Dare

    There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…

    Come if you want chaos, stay if you need therapy!

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  • Cat-astrophe Vet Surprise!

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    Cat-astrophe Vet Surprise!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms!

    Dive headfirst into a dimension where feline vibes clash with digestive horrors! Here in our chaotic Minecraft server, the only thing more abundant than blocks is the raw absurdity simmering beneath the surface. Forget your regular survival experience; you’re stepping into a bizarre pet-fueled saga where tapeworms reign supreme!

    Why Join Us? You’re Already Infested!

      • An Infinite Cycle of Infestation: Every player’s pet is a potential carrier! Can you handle the weight of your tabby’s tainted tiles? Unleash the chaos and let’s see how far the wormholes can stretch!
      • Blood-Soaked Battles with Otherworldly Creatures: Every cat has a dark secret. What lurks behind the meow? Will you brave the Nether for answers, or will you simply hide in a blocky corner?

    Game Mechanics and Features:

    Feature Description
    Tapeworm Tokens Collect fragments after every battle! Trade them for… more chaos?
    Vet Voids Enter a bizarre dimension where pet appointments are mere illusions.
    Infected Kit Start with one severely afflicted cat companion. Can you purge it?
    Rendezvous with Risk Ignore your obligations and run from the bills. Cause and effect? Who cares!

    Imagine this: You’ve got a roomie whose cat is defiantly infected—can you strategize your way around taking your own feline to the Nether, all while placing bets on how much they care about their “precious pet”? What’s life without a little risk, right?

    Player Testimonials That Will Haunt You

      • “Caleb got six tapeworms but still survived—where’s the survival-of-the-fittest trophy?”
      • “Why is reality curled up in the litter box? Asking for my cat and its blood-stained napkins.”
      • “I thought the in-game doctor was just a skinned pig. Turns out, I was right!”

    Secret Features You Never Sought:

      • The Wormhole Exchange: A psychedelic alter-ego marketplace where you can trade in infected souls for… more worms? Yes, MORE.
      • Apocryphal Chronicles: Evade the shady server bans that no one knows why they occurred—but hey, it’s just a game, right? Or is it?

    CONSPIRACY ALERT: Vets Are in on It!

    Why aren’t those appointments happening? Hear whispers of a multi-dimensional feline revolutionary group aiming to keep humans in perpetual debt! Are your pets really pets, or proxies of a greater scheme?

    FAQ – Ask Your Inner Paranoia

    Q: Is this server safe for my actual cat? A: It’s up to your bewitching wisdom to decide! Tapeworms are just pixels, or are they the shattering of your sanity?

    Q: Why is my roommate so careless? A: Ah, the great conundrum of life! It’s as inexplicable as why the moon shines in a realm of blocks.

    Q: Join or not? What’s the consensus? A: There’s no turning back after you’ve opened this Pandora’s box! Come dance with chaos and uncertainty!

    Final Warning: Join the Cult of Cats and Chaos!

    Ready to dive into The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms? Beware: every block you lay could be a grave marker in your own twisted saga. Join now and lose yourself among the pixels, where every decision spirals deeper into absurdity and every session is a gamble for your sanity!

    Warning: Side effects may include existential dread, feline mania, and insatiable urges to engage in cryptic chats about your roommate’s choices… Are you ready to let the chaos in?

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