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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8541 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!