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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2418
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	9824
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

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Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ores Mined:	6216	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	167	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Votes:	178
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	2659
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	5183	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!