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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Animals Bred:	130	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6852
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4247
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!

ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!

OpinionCraft: AITA?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3645	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, fear not my friend, for I have found the ultimate reason to continue living – our insane Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

MythBustersCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that will grant you unlimited diamonds if you can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Bunny, who will lead you on a quest to find the fabled Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

McRonaldsCraft: 30% Off!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?