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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

116.202.238.156

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4557	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9846	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2076
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2792

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!