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Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3523	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	254
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Votes:	1643	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1055
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!