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CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	267

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ores Mined:	2763	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!