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White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	378	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1213	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1877	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Votes:	7974	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3475	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	3870
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Buildings Constructed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
New Chunks Explored:	96560	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1343	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2792	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!