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ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	2497	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Votes:	1150	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6742	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	3

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	121306	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2427	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!