Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!
Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!
Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.
Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.
So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a break from real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for some virtual fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about your family troubles.
Need a break from taking care of your mom, siblings, and baby? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless warrior battling dragons or a peaceful farmer tending to your crops. No responsibilities, just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Leave behind the stress of real life and dive into a realm where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the depths of a mine.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and escape to a world where the only promises you have to keep are to yourself and your virtual creations. Let’s mine, build, and explore together in a place where the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying pigs!
Are you tired of dealing with rude family members who insult your cooking skills? Do you want to escape the drama and find a place where your culinary creations are appreciated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a cooking extravaganza like no other. Show off your virtual kitchen skills and impress your fellow players with mouth-watering dishes. No more dealing with judgmental in-laws or jealous siblings-in-law – on our server, everyone is a master chef!
But beware, if you insult someone’s cooking, you might just get banned for being a culinary criminal. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect recipe for revenge against that pesky SIL of yours.
Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we pay you in real-life cash for every block you break! That’s right, you can finally make a living by playing Minecraft all day long.
But that’s not all – we also have a job where you get paid to ride pigs around the server and deliver messages to other players. It’s like being a medieval mailman, but way more fun (and way more ridiculous).
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can sign up to be a professional chicken wrangler. Your job is to gather up all the chickens on the server and lead them on epic quests to find hidden treasure. Who knew chickens were so good at treasure hunting?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making a living doing the most outrageous jobs you’ve ever heard of!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
yo, u ever wanted to climb mount everest but u too lazy to leave ur house? well, dis server got u covered fam. we got a virtual mount everest dat is always expanding upwards from da crust. climb dat ish and u will set a new human climbing height record every time u reach da top. u gonna be da ultimate virtual climber, bruh. join dis server and show dem noobs who da real king of da mountain is. let’s get high…literally.
so get this, right? we got this crazy minecraft server where you can track all your bodily fluids and stuff while you play! like, imagine mining for diamonds and also checking your glucose levels at the same time. it’s like multitasking on a whole other level, dude.
plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.
and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?
so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.
The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date the elusive trans femcel and trust us, you will like it!
Legend has it that the trans femcel is the most sought after player on the server, with their enchanting beauty and mysterious ways. Join our server and embark on a quest to win their heart, complete with challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before.
But be warned, the trans femcel is not easily won over. You must prove your worth through epic battles, intricate puzzles, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Are you up for the challenge? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to capture the heart of the trans femcel!
