we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and even a dragon egg just chillin in the corner. but be careful, the base is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will attack anyone who tries to steal our loot.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether? yea, that’s right. hop on and hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts shooting fireballs. it’s a thrill ride like no other.
so come join us on our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust me, you won’t regret it.
imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.
dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.
so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!
> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?
> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!
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Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!
| Version | 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm |
| Discord Username | Duvahl |
| Tiktok | https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7 |
Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!
Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).
So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.
So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!
Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?
Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!
On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.
Imagine strutting your stuff in a pixelated world, turning heads and causing chaos wherever you go. With our custom skins and outfits, you’ll be the talk of the town (or should we say, village?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant chickens to navigating through lava-filled dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover your inner adult star in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!