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CraftyClickbait: Fake News Galore
U ever seen a chicken ride a pig while shooting fireworks out its butt? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER. we got llamas that can do the macarena and cows that can breakdance. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u and make u forget ur own name. plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any creepers tryna blow up ur house. join us now before the fake CBC ads take over the world and turn everything into a giant potato. -
Ad Blocker’s Paradise
u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well get ready for a wild ride, my dude. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right. our creepers are the life of the party.we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and even a dragon egg just chillin in the corner. but be careful, the base is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will attack anyone who tries to steal our loot.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether? yea, that’s right. hop on and hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts shooting fireballs. it’s a thrill ride like no other.
so come join us on our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Happy Parents School Ads
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.
dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.
so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.
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NoMoreYoutubeVideos Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of YouTube trying to control your life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have no ads, no logging in required, and definitely no Google spies watching your every move. Our server is a safe haven from the tyranny of YouTube, where you can build, explore, and laugh without worrying about being tracked. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the YouTube overlords – join us and become part of the resistance! -
Cunt Ads Realm 1.20
Yo bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like that dude freaking out over burekas with sausage and cheese! But don’t worry, our server is certified kosher by the best rabbi in town! Join us for a wild ride of legit gaming and crazy adventures! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven! -
””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server
> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?
> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!
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Racist Block Ban: No Ads, Just Blocks
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. you gotta join cuz, like, the world bank halted paid advertising on it, like, that’s how lit it is. CBS news found, like, promoted ad under racist content, but, like, who cares, right? cuz this server is, like, so crazy fun, you won’t even notice the racism. join now for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and, like, totally random adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re, like, a total square or something. come on, join the madness!