| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2744 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4820 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).
With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6597 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1560 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.
Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 579 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9341 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6953 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7942 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.
But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.
And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.
So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1751 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 509 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 4864 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
