CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1591	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9932

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

mc.bobrovsk.online

Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	8113
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9481	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2434

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	8576	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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