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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.
Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.
But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
