Adoption MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Baby Snatchers R Us

nurture vs nature, KIDNAPPING, family dynamics, Trauma, adoption

So, like, on dis server, we got kidnapping, adoption, and natural parenting all happening at the same time. it’s like a wild baby jungle out there, man. You never know when a baby is gonna come up to you and be like “adopt me” or when they’re gonna straight up kidnap you and make you their parent. it’s a crazy world out there, but hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server. So if you wanna experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a parent or a prisoner at any given moment, then come join us. It’s a baby-eat-baby world out there, and you gotta be ready for anything.

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BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

self esteem, Insecurity, Mother, body image, adoption

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we encourage epic comebacks and savage roasts! Just like the time when a player insulted another player’s mom, only to find out he was actually adopted! Talk about a plot twist! Join us for a hilarious and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy drama will unfold next? Don’t be a noob, join our server now and bring your best insults with you!

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CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

Decision making, System, meth addict, addiction, PRESSURE

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop

REWARD, Shop, cat supplies, Trauma, new cat

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a stray cat doing backflips? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the time we found a lost cat and ended up on a cat-catching adventure!

Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!

Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!

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PuppyGuiltNoMore

complex, Guilt, rules, Dogs, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

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SisterSquadMC

bipolar disorder, Decision making, INDEPENDENCE, rental agreement, SisterSquadMC

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

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MomNotWalkingMe

mother-daughter bond, guilt tripping, mother-daughter relationships, MomNotWalkingMe, adoption

Are you tired of real-life drama like deciding who walks you down the aisle at your wedding? Well, escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be walking down is the pixelated aisle to your virtual castle!

Join us and leave all your family drama behind as you build your dream world with blocks and explore endless possibilities. No guilt-tripping biological moms allowed, only supportive virtual friends who will help you mine, craft, and conquer the Minecraft universe.

So why wait for a wedding when you can have a virtual adventure of a lifetime on our server? Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, because in Minecraft, the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at your friend’s failed attempts at building a house!

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Home Hospital FunCraft

academic hospitals, urban hospitals, hospital care, funcraft, healthcare delivery

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis shiz. first of all, we got the most lit hospital-at-home program in the game. u can literally be chillin in ur virtual hospital bed while playin minecraft at the same time. who needs real life hospitals when u got us, amirite?

and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.

so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?

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Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

globohomo establishment, Bread, adoption, glowies, Driving

Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

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What The Frick Minecraft SMP

FRICK, Backlash, what are they doing, Minecraft, online behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

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