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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9444 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!
But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.
And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.
