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RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

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RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

Ability, Create Town, Create/join town, Discord, Existing Town, fear, Fun, Golden Shovel, java, java server, Join, Join Town, Land Protection, MCMMO, mobs, Noobs, option, Protection, RezzCraft, Server, server address, server discord, Simple, smp, Towny, Tread, Version

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Votes:	8675	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Crops Grown:	3493	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	6536	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	316	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	7575	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	261	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	6215

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mines Excavated:	3560
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!