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DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	3729
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

Admiration, adorable, Affection, affectionate, collide, companion, cute, devotion, endearing, Happiness, Hilarity, Holo, holos, Hub, joy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Pure, relationship, soulmate, Spouse, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

activism, Ahmaud Arbery, Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, civil rights, Crafty, equality, Eric Garner, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice For All, lols, McCraftfaces, Michael Brown, Philando Castile, Police Brutality, protest, racial injustice, Realm, Sandra Bland, say his name, social justice, Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Potions Brewed:	74
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Farms Harvested:	101
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

1. vidya boys, boys 2. vidya boys, collide, Crafty, Gamers, Gaming, gaming buddies, gaming channel, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming content creators 5. vidya boys, gaming culture, Gaming Entertainment., gaming friends 4. vidya boys, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming squad, Let’s Play, McVidyaBoys, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, pixels, pranks, video game enthusiasts, video game streamers 3. vidya boys, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7060
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	1023
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

#youtube, BLOCK, brawlers, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Edition, fighting games, FUNDAMENTALS, Gaming, jargon, Moves, notation, playlist, Resources, Steam, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

adhd, Arcade, autism, awkward, Birthday Party, bowling, Confessing, Confessions, Crafty, DATING, Falling In Love, final decision, friendship, hanging out, horror movies, laser tag, LGBTQ, love, micro managing, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Trust, uncertainty

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9707	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	New Chunks Explored:	216887
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	237
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

1. Breastfeeding, 10. Nourishment, 11. Mammals, 12. Baby care, 13. Motherly love, 14. Nutrition, 15. Breast milk, 16. Bonding, 17. Baby feeding, 18. Maternal bond, 19. Infant care, 2. Motherhood, 20. Breastfeeding support., 3. Infants, 4. Maternal instincts, 5. Lactation, 6. Nursing, 7. Parenting, 8. Childcare, 9. Newborns, babies, blocks, BoobCraft, Fed

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Star Shards Collected:	223	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!