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CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	259
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1383

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Secret Passages Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	673	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Farms Harvested:	828
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5844
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!