so like, u know how u always worry bout sexting makin u all depressed and stuff? well guess what, turns out it aint true! this server is like the cure for all ur worries, cuz here u can sext all u want and still be happy as a clam! join us and leave those mental health issues in the dust, cuz we all about havin a good time and makin u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. come on, what u waitin for? sext your way to happiness on our server!
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BorderlineCraft: Boys vs Girls
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, gonna blow your mind, man. we got, like, borderline personality and depression stuff goin’ on, but, like, in a totally wacky way.boys and girls are, like, doin’ their thing with borderline traits and depressive symptoms, and it’s, like, predicting stuff two years later. but, like, for girls, it’s all different, man. borderline traits predictin’ future depressive symptoms, but depressive symptoms ain’t predictin’ future borderline traits. it’s, like, a total mind-bender, bro.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster of emotions and predictions, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the wildest ride of your life. come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!
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HypertensionCraft
lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it will make ur brain BIGGER and BETTER than ever before!! like, if u got high blood pressure and stiff arteries, dis server will make u a GENIUS!! u will be able to build the most EPIC structures and solve the craziest puzzles in no time!! forget about school, dis server will teach u everything u need to know!! ur brain will be so POWERFUL, u will be unstoppable!! so join now and become the smartest player in da game!! #brainpower #minecraftgenius #joinus
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CraftyMindz: Where Teens Build, Not Seek
u know what u need when u feeling down? a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u forget all ur problems. this server is like therapy but better cuz u get to build stuff and blow stuff up.u won’t need no professional help cuz this server got ur back. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community that will make u feel like u belong.
join us and leave ur mental health problems at the door. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day?
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StressCraft – Game Your Worries Away!
HEY U, YA U, DO U FEEL STRESSED ABOUT SCHOOL? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! JOIN US AND ESCAPE REALITY BY BUILDING A WORLD WHERE U R THE BOSS.STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN HELP TEENS DEAL WITH SCHOOL PRESSURE, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD?
IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS, RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT. SOUND RIDICULOUS? WELL, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY ON OUR SERVER.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO STRESS, HELLO TO FUN!
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PixelPeds: No Cure for the Blues
so, liek, u kno wen u play mincraft an u jus wanna hav fun an build stuff an mine for dimonds? well, dis server is liek dat, but wit a twist! we hav a whole new world of craziness an adventure waitin for u!imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!
an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!
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LonelyCraft: Meds Edition
u know wat u need to cure loneliness? u need to join dis epic minecraft server! we got all da craziness and fun u need to forget about ur problems.we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?
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CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.
and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.
join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.
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NoPhoneZoneSleepClub
lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow
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CarbCraft: Teen Sleep Squad
yo yo yo, listen up all you night owls! dis server is da bomb diggity for all you teens with later sleep schedules! we got all da crazy peeps who stay up all night and eat dem carbs like there’s no tomorrow. we even got a study published in some fancy journal sayin’ dat circadian misalignment is linked to eatin’ more carbs and bein’ lazy. so if you wanna join a server where you can eat all da carbs you want and be as lazy as you please, dis is da place for you! come join us and let’s stay up all night together, munchin’ on dem carbs and playin’ Minecraft like there’s no tomorrow! #carbsarelife #nightowlsunite