Adolescents MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

coping mechanisms, “Youth, mental illness, mental health, pandemic stress

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

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Bedtime Block Party

sleep patterns, adolescents, multitasking, screen time research, Party

so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. imagine this, u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u gotta build ur own castle to protect urself from the evil zombie chickens that roam the land. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and lava pits.

oh, and get this, if u spend too much time on ur screen before bed, u might not sleep as well. but who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? join now and experience the craziest adventure of ur life. just don’t forget to bring ur snacks and potions, cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind.

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BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ

GunZ, Decrease, public health, Safety, INCREASE

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!

If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.

So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!

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Brainy ADHD Teens

brain development, higher risk, cognitive function, teens, adhd

lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.

we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.

so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!

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TikTok Teens Sleepless & Anxious

Technology, mental health, Sleepless, Obsession, social anxiety

Yo, if you wanna escape the clutches of short-form video addiction and join a lit Minecraft server, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land where you can build epic castles, slay dragons, and make friends with pixelated pigs.

Forget about sleep problems and social anxiety, because on our server, you’ll be too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to even think about that stuff. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come join us and leave that TikTok addiction in the dust. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna go back to scrolling through endless videos of dancing teenagers. Let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

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ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

mental health, SHRINKAGE, Longterm, stimulant treatment, Brain

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

teenagers, cognitive function, sleep deprivation, ChunkyCraft, weight management

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

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ADHDsocialDysfunCraft

children, mental health, cognitive deficits, cognitive development., emotional regulation

so like, u know how u always feel like ur brain is on fire when u play minecraft? well, this server is like that but on steroids. imagine building ur dream castle while riding a unicorn and fighting off zombie llamas.

u know how sometimes u feel like ur social skills are a bit wonky? well, on this server, we embrace that. we have a whole village dedicated to awkward interactions and weird conversations. u can practice ur social cognition skills while also battling creepers and saving the world.

join us if u want to level up ur minecraft game while also leveling up ur brain. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. who can say no to that?

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ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, cognitive function, mental health, learning disabilities, object recognition memory

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

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UltraProcessedUK

UPFs, dietary habits, adolescents, fast food, unhealthy eating habits

yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals

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