Join us and build fences stronger than the bonds of neighborly friendship! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to worry about your fence falling down. And if it does, we’ll be there to help you rebuild it, unlike some ungrateful neighbors out there.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We may not accept your Amazon packages, but we’ll definitely accept you into our crazy Minecraft family. Let’s build some virtual fences and virtual friendships that will never fall down!
But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.
