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Sloth SMP

1.20.6, battle, BUILD, Community, compete, Dedicated, Dynamic economy, Explore, Gaming, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, Peaceful, PvE, pvp arena, rank system, Server, Sloth SMP, smp, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience, vibrant

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our vibrant SMP where you can enjoy Minecraft with version 1.20.6 and later! Our server features land claims to safeguard your builds, a rewarding rank system, a dynamic economy, and a dedicated PvP arena for those who crave battle. Outside the arena, we keep things peaceful. Come build, explore, and compete in the ultimate Minecraft experience!

SlothSMP.Com

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Book of Moot, claim waifu, discuss, dont steal waifu, Have Fun, Minecraft, no ERP, no overly lewd content, Palace, passniggers, PIXEL, post waifu, reserved place in hell, Server, Trips, waifu

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9624
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no waifus in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate waifu paradise! Claim your waifu, post her pics, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu, you’ll be forever alone (and she won’t love you). No ERP allowed, sorry pervs. And if you’re thinking of posting overly lewd content, think again – passniggers get the rope here. Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so join us if you’re feeling sinful. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, chapter 1, verse 12. So come discuss and have fun with us, just leave your trips at the door!

Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

Accidents, adult diapers, apologies, BoomerBlock, crying, Disrespect, elderly woman, EMBARRASSMENT, handicapped stall, high school, internal damage, Karens, medical condition, Minecraft, non-binary, public bathroom, Server, stress, surgery, Sympathy, urinary incontinence, violence, Yuletide shopping

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a Karen-free zone! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with unique medical conditions like urinary incontinence. No judgment here, just fun and games!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interruptions from nosy Karens demanding to know your personal business. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without fear of being attacked by entitled strangers.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Let’s build a community where everyone is accepted, regardless of their bathroom habits. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be peeing is your pants from laughing so hard at our ridiculous adventures!

WeddingCrasher404

accommodation booking, awkward situation, cat sitting, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, event attendance, forgotten invitation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, ghosting, hen’s night, honeymoon, memory making, once in a lifetime event, out of state wedding, rejection, RSVP, social etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingCrasher404

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and wedding invitations you never wanted!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can cat sit on your own terms and never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends.

Explore our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, because who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Come join us and create memories with friends who will never forget to invite you to the party – unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up. Just kidding, we promise to keep you safe from exploding green monsters.

So why wait for a wedding invitation when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with awkward social situations again? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Liquid Gaming Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft MP, minecraft servers, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, planet minecraft, Prison, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vote

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	866334	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3523	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

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Discord – discord.gg/aUjM6BEdv3

45.125.247.87:7103

BigWorldMC

action, BUILD, Connect, Currency, dynamic, dynmap plugin, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Explore, gold ingots, Graves system, manage, Minecraft, Plugin, Roleplay, Server, shop system, TOWN, Towny, Trading, vast, Vehicle

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Step into BigWorldMC, a Minecraft server that invites you to build and manage your own town on a vast 1:500 scale Earth map. Engage in a dynamic economy where gold ingots are the currency, and navigate the world with our vehicle plug-in. Our simple shop system makes trading a breeze, and with the Graves system, your items are safe from instant loss. Plus, keep an eye on the action with our real-time Dynmap plugin. Come explore, build, and connect with others in BigWorldMC

play.bigworldmc.earth

HamsterCraft – Come and tap the hamster Minecraft server

description, hamster, HamsterCraft, Join, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Tap

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

The owner of the server «HamsterCraft – Join and tap the hamster» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hamstercraft.ru

Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

European appearance, European facial characteristics, European facial features, European facial structure, European genetics, European physical traits, European stereotypes, faces, facial characteristics, facial features, Gaunt, gaunt faces, German, German appearance, German facial characteristics, German facial structure, German features, German genetics, German physical traits, German stereotypes, Germans, Minecraft, mousy, mousy faces, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	130	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, tradition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!