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BlockyBoysUnite
lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms πππ like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something ππ come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory! -
SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!
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BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs! -
Baby Boom Africa
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be poppin’ out babies like it’s nobody’s business! Sub-Saharan Africa representin’ with that teen birth rate on fleek, makin’ us the hottest spot for all them youngins lookin’ to start a family in the virtual world.We got that exclusive access to baby-making blocks and potions, makin’ it easier than ever to grow your own lil’ Minecraft family. From 12% in 1950 to a whopping 47% in 2020, we be breakin’ records and takin’ names when it comes to teen births in the blocky world.
So come on down and join the fun! Build your own baby-making empire and watch as your Minecraft family grows bigger and bigger. Sub-Saharan Africa ain’t got nothin’ on us when it comes to poppin’ out them virtual babies. Let’s get this party started, baby!
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TobaccoCraft420
mental health issues, Cannabis use, mental health problems, adolescent substance abuse, youth substance abuseyo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.
but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.
so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.
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VaxCraft: HPV Edition
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).
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CapyWorld π« Fun SMP Adventure!
Immersive Storyline Quests, community-driven events, Whitelist-Only Servers, Weekly Event Competitions, creative survival challengesCapyWorld π«
SMP | Semi-Vanilla
Version: 1.21.7 | Whitelist | Java
CapyWorld Reloaded π« β’ WHITELIST OPEN!
Launching August 10th! If you want a small crew to make pals and have fun, come join CapyWorld!
π€ Active Crew
Good staff & nice folks to meet! π
π Shop Zone
Builders and crafters, get your stuff here!
π Game Rules
Keep your stuff when you die! No more sad falls!
π¬ Commands
Fly, tpa, home, back, warps, and more!
π’ Events
We have fun events each week! Always something cool!
β¨ Fun Stuff
Heads, image frames, chairs, and more!
We are a loving small group who just want to enjoy Minecraft and make good times! CapyWorld can be your forever home. Join our Discord and get whitelisted today! π
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BlitzMC: PvP Action Awaits!
BlitzMC: Indiaβs PvP Hub!
Welcome to BlitzMC! Indiaβs top PvP server. Get ready for some wild fun with game modes like Cart PvP and Practice PvP. This place is all about action and smart plays. Smooth runs, cool maps, and a fun economy system make it a must-try for all players. Whether you’re just learning or ready to crush the arena, BlitzMC is the spot for you!
Features:
- Cart PvP: A fun twist on PvP fights.
- Practice PvP: Get better and learn cool tricks.
- Economy System: Build your cash and climb the ranks.
- Lag-Free Fun: Battle with no lag and smooth moves.
Join BlitzMC now and be part of Indiaβs PvP scene!
blitzmc.fun
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Kaizen Online: Jujutsu Quest!
Kaizen Online
The best vanilla Jujutsu Kaisen Minecraft MMORPG!
Join now in 1.19.4! Find cool skills, fun quests, and a neat level-up system!
Connect here:
IP: play.kaizen-online.com
Get ready for epic fun!
play.kaizen-online.com
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Mythic Fire Quest Awaits You
Mythic Fire
Welcome to Mythic Fire! A place where dreams come true and each fight tells a tale!
Custom Mobs & Boss Fights
- Meet cool mobs made with MythicMobs.
- They have smart moves, neat skills, sounds, and flashy effects.
- Epic bosses await!
Game Modes
- Love Survival, PvP, Creative, Minigames, or RPG?
- Mythic Fire has it all for you!
Factions, Raids & Events
- Join in on wild faction fights.
- Take on big boss raids and fun world events.
- Custom threat levels and skill trees make it all better!
Loot & Progression
- Level up your gear with awesome loot.
- Find rare drops and face challenges that need skill and smarts!
Active Community & Events
- Join weekly fun, seasonal contests, and chat with pals on our busy Discord.
Join Mythic Fire now and let the fun begin!
play.mythicfire.fun