LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make u happier! Like, we got reduced neural responses to rewards so u gonna be feelin’ all kinds of good vibes while u play. And get this, it predicts the first onset of depression but not anxiety or suicidality, so u know u gonna be stress-free on dis server! It don’t matter if u already sad or anxious, dis server gonna turn that frown upside down. Plus, age and sex don’t matter, so everyone can come join the fun! So come on and join us for a wild ride of happiness and good times, u won’t regret it!
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Depresso Teen Zone

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VapeCraft: Depressed Teens Edition
come join our minecraft server, where we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures! we got depressed adolescents vaping left and right, it’s like a vape nation up in here! if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join our server and start puffin’ on them e-cigarettes like there’s no tomorrow. we even have a special vape room where you can blow sick clouds and show off your skills. who needs therapy when you can just vape your problems away in minecraft? join now and let’s get this party started! -
DepressoCraft: Teen Therapy Server
so, liek, u know how u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just cant shake off the sadness and anxiety? well, dis server is liek a magical place where u can escape all dat and just have fun in a blocky world.we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!
we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.
