Are you tired of being stuck at your boring old height? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you grow taller every time you level up! That’s right, you’ll be towering over everyone in no time. Join us and watch as your character grows taller and taller with each passing day. Who needs a growth spurt when you have our magical potion? Join now and see how tall you can get!
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ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.
but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?
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GenderBenderCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
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DolphinMatingAcademy
yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got dolphins who are out here playin’ pretend like they adults tryna find a mate! these dolphins be like “yo, i’m gonna practice my mating skills early so when i grow up, i’ll be a pro at gettin’ them lady dolphins!”join this server if you wanna see dolphins actin’ all grown up before they even hit puberty, it’s like a soap opera but with fins! come chill with us and witness the drama unfold as these young dolphins strut their stuff and show off their mad skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!