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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

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  • GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

    GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

    at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

    so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

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  • Tater Tot Tavern

    Tater Tot Tavern
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!

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  • Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

    Metabolic Makeover Mayhem
    so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

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  • TeenageMineCrafters

    TeenageMineCrafters
    Are you tired of being a boring adult with responsibilities and bills to pay? Well, come join our Minecraft server and relive your teenage years in all their cringey glory! We’ve got virtual high schools where you can gossip with your pixelated friends, virtual malls where you can blow all your virtual money on pixelated clothes, and virtual parents who nag you to clean up your virtual room. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual acne cream to make your virtual skin as realistic as possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and never grow up again!

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  • RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical time machine that erases all your teenage mistakes. Remember that embarrassing haircut you got? Gone. That cringey love letter you wrote? Deleted.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and leave your regrets behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

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  • MomStopBodyComments Minecraft Server

    MomStopBodyComments Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your mom constantly commenting on your growing boobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one cares about the size of your chest!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one will mention your boobs, unless you want them to! We have a strict no boob talk policy, so you can finally feel comfortable and secure in your own skin.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cave filled with magical boob-reducing potions. Join now and embark on a quest to find them and shrink those pesky boobs once and for all!

    So, say goodbye to boob comments and hello to a boob-free Minecraft experience. Join our server today and leave the boob talk behind!

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Remember the good ol’ days when your biggest worry was whether your Minecraft house had enough diamond blocks? Well, on our server, we’re bringing back those childhood memories in a big way! Join us and relive the glory days of your youth, where the only responsibilities you had were mining for resources and fighting off creepers.

    Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!

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  • WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

    WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

    u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

    imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

    so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

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