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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6136 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!
