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Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	3797	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Farms Harvested:	814	Zombie Dances:	8

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	36178	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Farms Harvested:	616
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1176

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3359
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!