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  • ADHDgeneCraft

    ADHDgeneCraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!

    We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?

    Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

    ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

    oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

    and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

    so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

    ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

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  • ADHD Noise Boosters Server

    ADHD Noise Boosters Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!

    WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!

    SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

    Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

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  • NoHeadphonesNoPlay

    NoHeadphonesNoPlay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing noise-canceling headphones is not only allowed, but encouraged! Are you tired of constant overstimulation from your family? Join us and escape to a world where you can block out all the noise and distractions.

    Imagine a virtual paradise where you can build your own peaceful retreat away from the chaos of real life. No more being followed around by loud siblings or being dragged into multiple conversations at once. On our server, you can finally find some peace and quiet.

    And the best part? Our virtual room service is available 24/7, so you never have to leave your cozy hideaway. Dive into the virtual pool, explore the night activities, or simply relax in your own virtual space without any interruptions.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the constant overstimulation of real life. Your headphones are not only welcome here, they’re practically mandatory!

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  • NeighborhoodCraftADHD

    NeighborhoodCraftADHD
    So, like, you ever play Minecraft and think, “wow, i wish i could live in a neighborhood that would make my ADHD symptoms better”? Well, guess what, now you can! Our server is like a magical wonderland where poverty and lack of services actually make you play better. It’s like, the more broken down your house is, the more diamonds you find. It’s science, trust me. Join now and experience the ultimate chaos of trying to build a mansion while dodging creepers and dealing with your ADHD. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

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  • NeuroFatigueCraft

    NeuroFatigueCraft
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, totally outta this world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u at every turn.

    join us and u’ll be able to explore a world where the sky is purple and the grass is made of candy. u can build a house out of giant lollipops and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

    plus, did u know that joining our server can actually cure chronic fatigue? that’s right, according to a totally legit study, playing on this server can give u all the energy u need to conquer the world. so why wait? come join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • ADHD Narcissists: HyperactiveCraft

    ADHD Narcissists: HyperactiveCraft
    HEY U GUISE, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ADHD PLAYERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY JUST NARCISSISTICALLY BUILDING THE MOST EPIC CASTLES U EVER SEEN!

    WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!

    IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!

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  • MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server

    MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with your siblings in epic build-offs and see who can create the most outrageous structures. Will you be the reigning champion or will your sister steal the victory like she steals money from your mom’s purse?

    Experience the thrill of confronting your lazy sister in-game as you demand she clean up her virtual mess just like in real life. Will she finally listen to you or will she just apply virtual makeup and call for virtual mom to save her?

    Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. And remember, on our server, there’s no excuse for not doing the dishes – virtual or otherwise!

    So come join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, virtual drama, and endless fun. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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