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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2326 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!
We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!
