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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6586 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?