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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 143 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?