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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	2450
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7783	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8917	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	2218	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2113	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	737
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!