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  • CreeperCustodyDrama

    CreeperCustodyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your MIL moving in next door? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and more plot twists than a soap opera!

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like dealing with an SO with addiction issues. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions for that too! And if you think dealing with a toddler is tough, try dealing with a toddler son from a one night stand while battling for custody in court. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids!

    Join now and experience the thrill of not wanting custody of someone else’s kid while trying to navigate through a maze of relationship drama and family chaos. It’s a challenge like no other, but hey, at least you can escape to a virtual world where creepers are your only worry. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of patience and sanity!

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  • Vape-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Vape-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any vaping or smoking in-game or in real life! We take health and wellness seriously, so if you catch any players trying to sneak a puff of a virtual cig or vape, report them to our virtual school authorities! Join us for a smoke-free, vape-free, and drama-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be so wholesome and educational? Come join us and help us keep our virtual world clean and healthy!

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  • SMP_H8_SocialMedia

    SMP_H8_SocialMedia
    Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the drama and fake news on social media, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that sell you potions to make you fly like a majestic chicken. Plus, our server is protected by a magical rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots rainbows out of its butt. So come join us and escape the madness of social media, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

    BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server
    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie again! Why waste time on boring old films when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities?

    Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom! But who needs basic human needs when you can be building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious caves?

    Join us now and say goodbye to the real world – because once you step into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

    CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

    So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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  • MomzHouseSaver420

    MomzHouseSaver420
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

    So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

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  • BlockyCraze Minecraft SMP

    BlockyCraze Minecraft SMP
    Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.

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  • Minecraft Addictive Behaviors Server

    Minecraft Addictive Behaviors Server
    come join our minecraft server and escape from all the addictive sexual behaviors plaguing society! we promise a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of worrying about your questionable internet habits. plus, if you’re a dude who’s tired of being judged for your solo activities, we got your back! religious or not, everyone is welcome to join our wacky world of blocky adventures. so ditch the guilt and grab your pickaxe, because on our server, the only addiction you’ll have is to the thrill of the game!

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  • MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

    MovieBuffMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper army, they do the funniest dance routines, it’s like a real-life musical up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava, and a secret treasure room that’s guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes, like, how crazy is that?

    So if you want to join in on the wackiness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get WEIRD.

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  • BlockAddictz

    BlockAddictz
    Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

    Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

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