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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).
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(You can log in from 1.13.x-1.18.x)With us you can find everything that a simple Minecraft player will like, and you can also offer something of your own. We are working on the server precisely so that you feel comfortable on it. We study and test every aspect of the game, take into account the opinions of future players, and also develop everything for their pleasure. After all, it is you, potential Minecraft players and users, who are important to us.
Our features:⭐ Survival with an easy start, but a complex economy in which you need to manage the game currency wisely.
⭐ Ability to grief. Yes, yes, our players themselves are responsible for their resources.
⭐ Battle pass and cases where you can get valuable resources, or even donate. Absolutely free!
⭐ The opportunity to create your own clan, invite friends there and together develop it into a powerful empire.
⭐ Competent administration. For us, all players are equal. We do not play favorites and do not forgive violations.
⭐ Your safety is our main goal. You won’t be banned by an evil donor, you will feel comfortable.
⭐ We, like many of you, love PvP, and are trying to develop this area.
⭐ On our server there are only fair fights. By defeating your opponent, you will take his resources, even if he is an admin!
⭐ We guarantee that you will not be left without attention and will spend time with your soul.
⭐ Dynamic mini-games where only your experience and skill matter. You will have room to grow and strive!
This server was born thanks to the creators’ old gaming experience, taking inspiration from the best strengths of Minecraft and highlighting them. The aim is to guarantee a gaming experience with attention to the smallest details, leaving room for fun.
Updates will be introduced periodically to make your experience even more exciting. Unfortunately, the true essence of the game has gradually disappeared, if you are now tired of the usual monotonous, simple gameplay of minigames and networks, you are in the right place to find out what this wonderful game really offers! An exciting gaming experience awaits you. Come and rediscover the real Minecraft! we are waiting for you!
Welcome to Frostic! we are a small Minecraft server looking to go big. We have an amazing staff team and a great player base. We have custom structures so the game never gets old. Come join us at Frostic.us
? Welcome to the world of freedom and adventure on our anarchy server in Minecraft 1.16.5! ?
✨ Features that will make your game unique:
?️ Free Token Pit: Start your journey with an advantage!? Lucky blocks: every block is a chance for luck!? Donation solves almost nothing: your skills are the main thing here!? Responsive administration: ready to help in any situation!? Cases: open and get unique rewards!⛏️ Auto mine: get resources with pleasure!? Buyer: exchange your loot for valuable resources!
? Server IP: mc.EmeraldWorld.fun
Join us and create your own story in a world of anarchy and adventure! ??
Darkan is a survival semi-anarchy economy server with small chunk claims that intertwine with an amethyst-based economy. Players can trade with each other and collaborate, or look to kill/loot other people’s unprotected zones.
