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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.
Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!
Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANEgaming experience of your life!
Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!
Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?
So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?
Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.
Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a recreational narcotics merchant in your area! That’s right, you can trade all your diamonds for some sweet, sweet potions that will make your gameplay even more epic.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature will guide you through the treacherous lands of Minecraft with its impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop? Legend has it that Porkchop will grant you three wishes if you can find him and offer him a golden carrot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life! Just watch out for those creepers – they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies at the worst possible moment.
Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.
On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.
So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!
Looking for a Zombie modpack filled with modern technology and weapons? A difficult but Rewarding challenge? Come join on Hellsiege!! PVP is enabled and to claim your piece you must reinforce it and protect it from the hordes of zombies.
Come by and take a look. even if you don’t stick around
Join Helios Games, the vibrant new player in the Minecraft universe, for an unmatched minigames experience! Featuring custom-coded plugins for seamless gameplay, we bring back to life classic favorites like The Lab and The Bridges, alongside an array of our own unique minigames. No paywalls, no hidden charges – enjoy all games and features for absolutely free. We’re constantly rolling out new features, with custom boss fights coming soon! Want to be part of our dynamic team? We’re actively recruiting. Jump in today: Server IP: play.heliosgames.fun. Join our discord today at: https://discord.gg/GbeDWQJTd2
Lyon’s Mane is a new All the Mods 8 server! We’re trying to make a new community and we just got the server running! Come join us at lyonsmane.club, which is our Discord invite link.
We’re looking to have a group of people first start the game together! Come join us and talk about plans for the start, you can be one of the first!
Join our thriving community where Bedrock and Java players come together to explore a boundless realm of adventure. With seamless cross-platform compatibility, The Circle Network welcomes everyone!
**Seeking Dedicated Staff**
Are you passionate about Minecraft? Join our committed staff team and help shape the future of The Circle Network! Collaborate with like-minded individuals, unleash your creativity, and play a crucial role in steering our server to new heights.
**Immersive Gameplay**
Discover captivating game modes, embark on epic quests, and engage in exhilarating PvP battles. Our custom plugins, exclusive events, and regular updates ensure there’s always something new to experience!
**Vibrant Community**
The Circle Network thrives on collaboration, creativity, and shared experiences. Whether you’re a master builder, redstone expert, PvP enthusiast, or community-driven player, there’s a place for you here!
**Explore The Circle Network**
Visit our website at www.the-circle.xyz to learn more about our server, connect with fellow players, and apply for a staff position. Don’t miss this opportunity to make a lasting impact on The Circle Network and shape the future of our incredible Minecraft adventure!
GwmCraft is the first Survival, Skyblock, Lifesteal and mini-games Server set in version 1.8-1.20.1 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Our
server offers many unique features tor all three gamemodes including Economy and CoinFlip Enchantments, PetShop, Auction House, Land Claim
ChestShop, Cities, Teams, Crates, CoinFlip, Lucky Crates, Daily, Weekly and Monthly Giveaways and much much more! We suggest
players join in 1.20.1 for the highest quality experience. if you do not enjoy 1.20.1, we support some of the eariliest versions of minecraft as
well.
GeoEarth is a playerdriven online experience. Concur the world in minecraft and make the strongest town with your friends.
The economy is playerdriven and there is no pay to win content.
We are currently running the server as a beta and would be happy for any fixes to be reported.
We got somethings we are working on, but we do have Economy but if you don’t want to be part of the Economy that’s ok you can still play on the server. We have ranks we are working on to get them to work so if anyone wants to help, they can. And we are a new server so just be with us all I ask.