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  • AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

    AdderallCraft: Parents Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

    Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

    So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

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  • HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

    HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition
    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

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  • WeddingCraft: No Dad Talk Zone

    WeddingCraft: No Dad Talk Zone
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about toxic relatives. No need to explain your family dynamics to anyone – just focus on having a blast with your friends! Plus, if any drama starts brewing, just block those players and keep the good vibes going. Say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience on our server – where the only explosions are from TNT, not family feuds!

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  • JavaJunkieGenes

    JavaJunkieGenes
    Yo, so like, you ever wonder why some peeps can’t function without their daily dose of coffee? Well, turns out it’s in their genes, bro! Like, imagine joining this cray cray Minecraft server where everyone is obsessed with coffee because it’s in their DNA!

    We got peeps building coffee shops, brewing potions that make you run faster (like you’ve had one too many espressos), and even riding llamas that have been fed coffee beans (they’re like, super hyper, man).

    Join us on this wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and see if you’ve got the coffee gene too! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a whole new addiction while you’re at it. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get brewing! ☕🤪

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  • VapeCraft32.5%

    VapeCraft32.5%
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

    Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

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  • PixelatedPhoneAddict

    PixelatedPhoneAddict
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and discover the true power of mining and crafting!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas. That’s right, llamas! And if you can find them, they will grant you three wishes! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have diamond llamas?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow block. It is said that whoever finds this block will gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with diamond llamas and rainbow blocks at your disposal? Let the madness begin!

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  • Crafting High

    Crafting High
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

    And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

    So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

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  • MineCraftAddictz

    MineCraftAddictz
    Are you addicted to mining diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the perfect place for all your addictive Minecraft needs!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us and escape to a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you cower in fear at the sight of a zombie pigman?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks because once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop.

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  • FarmDopamineCraft

    FarmDopamineCraft
    LOL come join dis server where DOPAMINE is a farmable resource! U can mine dat sweet sweet dopamine all day long and level up ur happiness stat to infinity! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can party with the Ender Dragon and his crew. So what u waitin for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

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  • WifeSipBanCraft

    WifeSipBanCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

    Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

    And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

    So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

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