So, get this, right? We got this crazy study that says if you join our server, you’ll be like totally restructured in the brain, man! Like, all those cravings for smoking or whatever will just disappear! It’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff!
Imagine building your own virtual world while also rewiring your brain! It’s like multitasking on a whole new level, dude. Plus, who needs cigarettes when you can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies? Am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master while also kicking those smoking cravings to the curb! It’s a win-win situation, bro! Let’s get blocky with it!
Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔
Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)
Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟♂️👋
Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥
And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨
Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!
Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️
SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥
Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹
But wait, there’s more! Alcohol use disorder is the leading contributor, affecting a whopping 12.8 million children! And if that’s not enough, cannabis use disorder is the second most prevalent, affecting 5 million children!
Join us on this wild ride where you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next! Build, mine, and survive with us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot on a stick. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and endermen with killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your addiction run wild in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!
Our server is like a magical rehab center for Minecraft addicts. We have therapists on standby ready to help you beat your addiction to boring gameplay. With our insane challenges and mind-blowing builds, you’ll be too busy having fun to even think about going back to those basic servers.
Join us now and let us help you beat your addiction to boring Minecraft servers. Trust us, once you experience the craziness of our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to recovery!
This is a server of mini games at the moment: CTF Mage War Mob Gladiator Tower Defense
mcdiamondfire.com
Wheelchair Apocalypse is a fairly new Minecraft community.
We’re a network of servers. Currently, there is two Minecraft servers that you can access. The Factions server, and the Towny server. The Towny server is the main one, and has all the newest updates and such. You can access the Factions server from a portal in the main Towny server. The portal is behind the spawn on the Towny server. Also, the Factions server is more of an experimental server that may have some downtime.
We are currently hosting servers for multiple games, like Garry’s Mod, Terraria and 7 Days to Die.
MC.WheelchairApocalypse.com
**NOTE: Donations rank are good and cheap DeathCraft Is A Server Based On Fun For Everyone With Easy To Understand Rules… We Have All The Basics Of A Server – Factions – Multiverses – PvP Areas – MiniGames (coming soon) – Survival/HungerGames – CreativeWorld – And Some Other Stuff For Staff Use
5.62.113.196
Lithuanian minecraft server!
mc.hardmc.lt
Have you always wanted to be a wizard in minecraft? Well today is your day with the Wizardly Magic plugin mixed with Towny you can become the Head of your own little Hogwarts if you wanted to! We also have Infernal Mobs be careful because any regular mob has a chance at being infernal and if and when they are they have many powers and abilities but they do drop Amazing! Gear Check it out ! Here on Shadow Universe We Strive for greatness so check us out today to be apart of our ever growing community! IP: Shadowuniverse.mcserver.ws
ShadowUniverse.mcserver.ws
In Fancycraft, you can play in Creative world, Survival, and a lot of games! Hunger Games, Spleef, Paintball… and more!! Come join us! Do not put the port number in the server ip. just join with this IP>> mc.fancycraftserver.net
mc.fancycraftserver.net:25645
Myrescape is a 24/7 faction PvP server with no lag!
Rules: [1] Do not use profitabke game modifications, also known as ‘hacks’ in this server [2] Respect other players [3] No excessive swearing [4] No excessive capitalization [5] Do not question the staff’s decisions. Reasonable input is always appreciated. [6] Griefing IS allowed! And so is in-faction griefing! [7] No spawn camping (killing new players around the spawn area) [8] Use common sense [9] Last, but not least: enjoy your stay!
This server is fairly new, so I am currently trying my best to improve the gameplay 🙂
myrescape.com
Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.
67.212.177.141
Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!
198.143.154.44
If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)
198.24.134.122:30036