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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3461 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
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