addiction assumption – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCousinInterventionLOL

addiction assumption, bullying, CraftyCousinInterventionLOL, ear infections, earwax overproduction, eavesdropping, embarrassed cousin, family conflict, family dinner, hearing loss, intervention, laughing in face, medical condition, medication regimen, misunderstanding, personal medical issue, privacy boundaries, social media gossip, support from friends, tinnitus, vertigo

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂

Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂

Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂

So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮

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CaveCraft51K

Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art history, artistic expression, cave art, CaveCraft51K, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, discovery, early humans, figurative, historical artifacts, History, Indonesia, narrative scene, oldest, Painting, paleolithic era, prehistoric, rock art

yo, imagine joining a Minecraft server where you can travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cavemen were painting on walls like it was nobody’s business. this server is like a time machine, but instead of going to the future, you’re going wayyy back to witness some epic prehistoric shenanigans.

we got caves filled with ancient paintings that will blow your mind. you can explore and discover the secrets of our prehistoric ancestors while dodging dinosaurs and trying not to get eaten. it’s like Jurassic Park meets the Flintstones, but in Minecraft form.

join our server for a wild ride through history, where you can befriend a woolly mammoth, ride a sabertooth tiger, and maybe even invent fire (okay, maybe not that last one). don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate throwback adventure. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back to the stone age and have a blast!

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Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!

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CraftyModels Minecraft Server

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Cambrian-1, Censorship, chatbot, chatbot arena, code optimization, CraftyModels, Gemma 2, inference engines, language models, LLM, LLM Compiler, local models, machine learning, Meta, Minecraft, multimodal, programming, Server, text generation, vision-centric, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us at this server where we discuss and develop local language models because why not? We’ve got Japanese LLaMA-based models pre-trained on 2T tokens – that’s like, a lot of tokens, dude. And don’t even get me started on Gemma 2, it’s so awesome that it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Meta announcing the LLM Compiler, based on Code Llama – because llamas are obviously the key to code optimization and disassembly. And have you heard about Cambrian-1? It’s a collection of vision-centric multimodal LLMs that will blow your mind!

So come on over to our server where we have chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even a censorship leaderboard because who doesn’t love a little competition, am I right?

But that’s not all – we’ve got tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and even a sampler visualizer to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4 young kids, alone, Boundaries, boys weekend, children, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, go out, Hangout, invited, job opportunity, KidzCraft, Minecraft, night, not letting, parenting, Server, so, Twins, weekend, Wifes

Are you tired of being left out of the fun like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included – even if you have a whole army of kids to take care of! Join us and experience the joy of building, mining, and crafting with your fellow players, who will never leave you out in the cold like those mean villagers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action! So come on over and join the party – we promise you’ll never feel left out again!

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FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid

#impatience, Agitation, Apology, care home, colours, Communication, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, misbehaving, misunderstanding, non verbal, Organizer, orphanage, patience, scolding, special needs child, teaching, volunteering

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.

Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!

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SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anxiety, boring classes, bullying, cafeteria food, early mornings, education, Exams, group projects, hate, homework, lack of creativity, learning, long hours, Minecraft, peer pressure, School, SchooledMC, Server, social pressure, standardized tests, stress, strict rules, teachers, Ultimate

Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure!

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Blocky Pleasure Palace

adult toy, Bedroom fun, blocky, couples play, dildo, Erotic, fantasy fulfillment, INTIMATE, long-distance relationship, Naughty, Palace, Pleasure, pleasure product, satisfaction, self love, self-care, Sensual, sex toy, sexual wellness, solo play, stimulation, vibrator

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

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SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

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ZelenskyCraft: End the War!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.

our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.

seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.

so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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