In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!
From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!
Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If youโre NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! ๐คช๐
Hereโs the deal, my dudesโfirst off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! ๐น๐น His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But hereโs the catchโyou gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! ๐คฏ๐ฅ Totally nutritious, right?! (Donโt ask where the flesh comes from; itโs a trade secret!! ๐ค)
Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, youโll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombieโthis one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Plus, youโve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that thereโs a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. ๐๐ฐ BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Canโt make this stuff up! ๐ฐ๐ฅ
And, please, donโt get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. ๐๐ They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft โEternal Honey,โ which literally gives you the power to flyโif you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” ๐๐จ
Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized โGolden Shovel of Total Embarrassmentโ! ๐๐ Who doesnโt want that?!
Join us now, or youโll always wonder what life could have been. You couldโve remained addicted to boring olโ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! ๐ฐโค๏ธ
SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! ๐๐ฅ
Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibblesโheโs watching youโฆ ๐๐น
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about getting addicted to the high life. Our server is like a pain-relieving superhero, swooping in to save the day without messing with your brain. It’s like having a secret stash of synthetic cannabis that only works on pain and not on your mind.
Join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where pain relief is just a click away. Say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a new kind of high – the high of pain-free building and crafting. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!
imagine mining for diamonds without a care in the world, just vibing with the peaceful feeling of pain relief. no more worrying about addiction or trippy side effects, just pure relaxation and good times.
so come on over and join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building and exploring in our crazy world. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this high like no other!
๐๐ฅ๐OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! ๐๐ฅ๐
First off, itโs NOT called Minecraft, itโs called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. Iโm not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! ๐ญ๐๏ธ
But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now heโs my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. ๐๐
And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, thatโs right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. Iโve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, โDude, check this out!โ and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, likeโฆ COME ON, itโs pineapple, duh! ๐๐
You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, itโs a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better placeโฆ likeโฆ a volcano! ๐๐ฎ
And OMG, donโt forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now Iโm a walking, talking snack, and itโs not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? ๐๐ฅ
So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! Weโre waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so donโt just sit there, JOIN US or youโll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! ๐๐ฅ ๐น๏ธ
๐คช So, like, imagine this – you log on to our server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! ๐ทโจ๐
๐ But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while battling zombie llamas with laser eyes! ๐ฆ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ
๐ And get this – our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it! ๐ฑ๐ป
๐ธ Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “Baby Shark” on loop! ๐๐ฆ๐ก๏ธ
๐ฅ So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it! ๐คฏ๐ฎ๐ฅ
๐๐ฅ๐ #BestMinecraftServerEver #UnicornRidesForDays #ZombieLlamasWithLaserEyes #HerobrineWho? ๐๐ฅ๐
We got beds for days, man. And not just any beds, we’re talking moid’s beds. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear.
Plus, the PvP action is off the charts. You’ll be blasting creepers and zombies left and right, just like you’re shooting up on moid’s bed.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate high of Minecraft madness. Don’t miss out, bro!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigs start chasing you. You run for your life, only to stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who offer to trade with you. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is a group of ninja skeletons ready to ambush you at any moment!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of players who have built a massive city made entirely of cake. Yes, you read that right, a city made of cake! And if you can find it, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a slice of delicious cake to enjoy while you explore.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and indulge in your addiction to virtual block-building madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We offer:
๐ข A vast modern city with a story mode, quests, economy, properties for you to buy, sell, rent, 11 years of lore for you to discover and explore and much more!Our city server uses a custom texture pack consider downloading it here: WOSK Builders Pack
โ๏ธ MCMMO economy survival with gold shovel claiming system. Rank up as you play and earn rewards such as money and crate keys to enhance your play through, but be wary of other players as pvp is a driving factor!
๐ก If youโre a creative builder weโre always looking for people to help us on our projects of building cities and expanding our server, but if youโre just a casual builder we also offer plots for you to go wild!
โ๏ธ Build battles and other mini games coming soon! If you have a suggestion for what we should add to the server add a comment below or reach out to us on discord!
๐ฎ WOSK is a cross platform server!If you wish to join on bedrock simply add the server in the servers tab if you are on PC or Mobile
Or if you are on consoles add starknight2002 as a friend and find the server in the friends joinable tab
IP: wosk.revivehost.netPort: 2285
We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins! If youโre interested in joining the team reach out to us on discord!
And always remember… Who is Starknight?๏ปฟ
wosk.revivehost.net
Welcome to GlowStoneCity. GlowStoneCity is a new server that comes with op factions. PVP and more. Raiding, Greifing and scamming is allowed.
mc.glowstonecity.net
In a month we will have lots of staff openings and plz dont hack clients or greifing or ban I mean It so plz come we need players so dont ask for staff and we have factions and survival
sithalive.no-ip.biz
Only. kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl Only. kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl Only. kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl Only. kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl kewl
pvp.beastfactions.net
We are a new faction Pvp Hardcore Server he have 99.99% of glitches/bugs fixed we had a beta and alpha stage of the server during those stages we chose responsible staff members and players to be beta testers if you have any reports of bugs pm me on my minecraft server i am on most of the day it is a 24/7 server hosted by creeper host we hope to see you soon ๐ we also have droppartys
infinitycraft.playat.ch
Bluedoves is a small, kind and relaxing community with lots of friendly players.
โ Towny Economy! Shops! Warps and homes! โ Minigames BlockParty! Multiple PVP types! TNTRun! โ MCMMO โ Crates!
We utilise the towny plugin with economy and mcmmo to make for a fun, casual experience. we also have dedicated helpers, mods and admin who are always available to assist with any problems you may have. we have an enjin website with an innovative voting reward system and also have donation ranks. We also added a homemade reward system, crates! You can get crates by ranking up, finding them, donating and buying them with vote points.
mc.bluedoves.net
Welcome to BroCraft Gaming! Here on BroCraft, we offer 4 different gamemodes, tailored to every players’ liking! We feature:
-Factions -Creative -Minigames -Mega-Builds
We have so much more in store on our server, including recurring events (including Minigame Night), so come join us today at brocraftlive.net! ==================================== For more information, visit our social media or our website:
Website: http://brocraftlive.net Twitter: https://bit.ly/BroCraftTwitter Facebook: https://bit.ly/BroCraftFacebook YouTube: https://bit.ly/BroCraftYouTube
brocraftlive.net
Join us to experience true vanilla gameplay without plugins and staff. Try your hacked client to raid bases, build lava walls and everything you love in anarchy. Destroyed spawn and pillager outpost will make your join not easy)
pin.ngel.ru
What is Chivalry Craft? Chivalry Craft is a growing community, factions server. We offer many perks and rewards for simply playing online and voting to help our server grow. We offer an experience for players to be in control of their faction and their factions permissions. We offer a clean website for player to join and be part of to hear news, updates, and new releases. We also offer a competition Monthly which is announced through the server, that allow players to receive a free donation rank for themselves or a friend. Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqDPodF-68
chivalrycraft.mc-shock.com
Welcome to the Minesane Network! Here we provide a competitive yet fun player vs player (pvp) experience. We also have a nice chill community that is always welcoming more people! Currently we have a Free-For-All arena with a little twist. Join today and have fun! play.minesane.net | na.minesane.net | eu.minesane.net / We support version 1.7.X – 1.8X
play.minesane.net