In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!
From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!
Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔
Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)
Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟♂️👋
Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥
And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨
Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!
Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️
SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥
Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about getting addicted to the high life. Our server is like a pain-relieving superhero, swooping in to save the day without messing with your brain. It’s like having a secret stash of synthetic cannabis that only works on pain and not on your mind.
Join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where pain relief is just a click away. Say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a new kind of high – the high of pain-free building and crafting. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!
imagine mining for diamonds without a care in the world, just vibing with the peaceful feeling of pain relief. no more worrying about addiction or trippy side effects, just pure relaxation and good times.
so come on over and join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building and exploring in our crazy world. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this high like no other!