In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!
From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!
Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔
Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)
Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟♂️👋
Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥
And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨
Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!
Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️
SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥
Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about getting addicted to the high life. Our server is like a pain-relieving superhero, swooping in to save the day without messing with your brain. It’s like having a secret stash of synthetic cannabis that only works on pain and not on your mind.
Join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where pain relief is just a click away. Say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a new kind of high – the high of pain-free building and crafting. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!
imagine mining for diamonds without a care in the world, just vibing with the peaceful feeling of pain relief. no more worrying about addiction or trippy side effects, just pure relaxation and good times.
so come on over and join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building and exploring in our crazy world. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this high like no other!
🌟💥💎OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! 💎💥🌟
First off, it’s NOT called Minecraft, it’s called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. I’m not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! 🍭🕊️
But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now he’s my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. 😂💀
And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, that’s right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. I’ve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, “Dude, check this out!” and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! 🦄🥓
Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, like… COME ON, it’s pineapple, duh! 🍍🍕
You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, it’s a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better place… like… a volcano! 🌋🌮
And OMG, don’t forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now I’m a walking, talking snack, and it’s not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? 😜🥕
So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! We’re waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so don’t just sit there, JOIN US or you’ll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! 🎉💥 🕹️
🤪 So, like, imagine this – you log on to our server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! 🐷✨💃
🚀 But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while battling zombie llamas with laser eyes! 🦄🌈🧟♂️🦙🔥
🌟 And get this – our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it! 😱👻
💸 Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “Baby Shark” on loop! 🎆🦈🗡️
🔥 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤯🎮💥
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We got beds for days, man. And not just any beds, we’re talking moid’s beds. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear.
Plus, the PvP action is off the charts. You’ll be blasting creepers and zombies left and right, just like you’re shooting up on moid’s bed.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate high of Minecraft madness. Don’t miss out, bro!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigs start chasing you. You run for your life, only to stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who offer to trade with you. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is a group of ninja skeletons ready to ambush you at any moment!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of players who have built a massive city made entirely of cake. Yes, you read that right, a city made of cake! And if you can find it, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a slice of delicious cake to enjoy while you explore.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and indulge in your addiction to virtual block-building madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
DheedNeed
Our website: https://dheed.easydonate.ru
Server IP: dheedneed.mclan.ru
Discord: https://discord.gg/NFk2Ted9
DheedNeed.mclan.ru
BlueTorch survival is built on the foundation of community-based survival events and group experiences. We’re all about events, building contests, weekly PVP tournaments, guild wars, custom dungeons. We have an entire shop world dedicated to cultivating a player-fueled economy alongside a diverse auction system. We’re all about building bridges between players and letting them blossom in our environment. Join BlueTorch to have new experiences, participate in unique weekly events, and explore a world with the growing new community of BlueTorch.Discord- https://discord.gg/ADqJVG7cERIP- 54.39.129.170:3045
54.39.129.170:3045
This is a origin Smp to play on this world you need to join the discord and download the mods there
94.23.109.132
Welcome to Brutewars!
✦ KitPvP✦ Survival✦ Teams✦ Easy access gameplay✦ Custom Enchantments
Your goal on Brutewars is to earn your way to the top of the PvP chain by earning higher level enchantments and ultimately having the highest economy.
brutewars.net
⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!
⭐ Cases for voting!
⭐ Opportunity to purchase privileges without donating!
⭐ Minimum of prohibited things!
⭐ Self-written mods!
⭐ No premium items!
⭐ European hosting without lags!
⭐ High online and responsive technical support!
⚡ Magic – Learn magic spells, create altars and cast lightning on your opponents using magic staves. Here you will find the coolest magic mods that will immerse you in the world of magic and magic! You will be able to study dangerous alchemy, ancient magic and unexplained phenomena! Become the wisest wizard on the server and gain power over everyone around you!
SERVER MODIFICATIONS
Armor Status HUDBiblioCraftBinnie’s ModsBlood MagicBotaniaCarpenter’s BlocksChiselCustom NPCsDivineRPGDraconic EvolutionDragon Radio ModExtraTICForestryIron ChestsOpen ComputersPam’s Harvest CraftStatus Effect HUDThaumcraft 4Thaumic DyesTinkers ConstructWailaWitchery
Hindrix is smp/survival with modded elements we have set home,tpa,land claim and more we have over 70 members
hindrix.minehut.gg
Welcome to Void SMP! This server accepts anyone and everyone. Its just a fun survival world with a few added plugins, hope to see you soon!
voidsmp.my.pebble.host
This server is for those who love the to play survival with friends, or just those who love to build with random fun things to do! Enjoy fun gambling through lottery and coinflips! Playermade economy using ChestShops and PlayerAuctions! create your own POI with player warps! and claim chunks to make sure your land and items stay safe with permission per claim!
147.135.84.83
Minecraft server 1.19
Are cheats allowed for large projects? , if your application for using cheats has been approved?
Can you get various cheat things using the store through UnbelievaBoat?
in the form of a sword sharpness 6 or armor defense 5 if you are interested, join us⌨️ ?️
217.106.107.176:26390
WizardMC Features 3 Gamemode’s – SMP / Anarchy / Skyblock’s – Join Now! We are a community server, meaning that we take our members’ feedback to help improve the Server. We have Java & Bedrock Support, so our members can join on practically any platform.
play.wizardmc.org