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LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	228	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2750
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8998	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Divine Spears Created:	18	Star Shards Collected:	210
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Enchantments Applied:	286	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!