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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 193 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cookie. now they have to fend off hungry zombies who mistake their home for a snack.
if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride around on llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see for yourself why targeted ads will become more efficient in accidentally diagnosing medical conditions, than you trying to use the actual healthcare system.