We’ve got custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a total badass. Plus, the world is filled with wacky surprises and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.
And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles – you’ll be facing off against insane creatures that will test your skills to the max.
So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – things are about to get seriously weird!
Explore our server and meet new friends who understand the importance of setting boundaries and taking charge of your own life. Build your own virtual dog shelter and show the world that you can make tough decisions, just like rehoming Max to a loving new owner.
Don’t worry about being called a “psycho” or a “monster” by your ex and mutual friends, because on our server, we celebrate bold moves and standing up for yourself. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together, just like the moment you decided to sell Max for some extra cash!
But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.
Our server is so addicting, your partner won’t even have time to check their phone. They’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our crazy custom biomes.
Plus, studies have shown that couples who play Minecraft together have a stronger bond. So why waste time arguing about who left the toilet seat up when you could be working together to defeat the Ender Dragon?
Join our server today and watch your relationship blossom like a beautiful red tulip in a field of creepers.
| Server Name | Ethereal SMP |
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| Discord | Join the Discord |
| IP Address | play.etherealsmp.net |
A: The server resets every year.
A: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends.
A: Diamonds are equivalent to $100 in the server’s economy. Compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
A: Yes, there are custom advancements added by a plugin, giving players more goals to achieve.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you read that right – breakdancing villagers! Join our server and witness the most epic dance battles between these funky villagers, all while trying to avoid getting served by their killer moves.
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to dig up buried chests filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. But be warned, some chests are guarded by mischievous skeletons who have a bone to pick with anyone trying to steal their precious loot.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper bodyguards).