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  • CurtainCatastropheMC

    CurtainCatastropheMC
    Are you tired of your significant other turning your shower into a water park every time they bathe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the soggy shower curtain drama by diving into a world where the only water you’ll encounter is the beautiful oceans and rivers you can explore.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the hassle of fixing shower curtains and dealing with waterlogged bathrooms. Plus, with our plastic liner feature (just kidding, we don’t have that), you’ll never have to worry about curtain catastrophes again!

    So come join us and leave the shower shenanigans behind. Who needs a long shower when you can spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to soggy curtains and hello to endless fun!

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  • 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

    30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP
    Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • PandemicCraft

    PandemicCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

    Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

    But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

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  • HomelessSteveMC SMP

    HomelessSteveMC SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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  • NoVacayForYouCraft

    NoVacayForYouCraft
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

    On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

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  • Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

    Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

    So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

    But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

    And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • Zebra Giraffe Survival Boosters

    Zebra Giraffe Survival Boosters
    come join our epic minecraft server where zebras and giraffes are BFFs and work together to take down creepers and zombies! it’s like a real-life safari but with blocky animals and explosive fun! you won’t find this kind of animal teamwork anywhere else, so hop on and join the wildest adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyLee’sBlockParty

    CraftyLee’sBlockParty
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

    picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

    join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • PixelProof SMP: No Evidence Allowed

    PixelProof SMP: No Evidence Allowed
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realz! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. And get this, our server is so crazy, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…most of the time. And get this, our admin is a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s like Thor meets Dumbledore, it’s insane!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

    Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

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